fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 7, 2009

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shots fired

a vine that tina and shaina say and use a lot

“oh my gosh! ratatata! shots fired!”

by ratatatatatta December 26, 2018

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Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

by Mojomess October 21, 2016

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A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009

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