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till monkey

A retail/service employee that mans the tills!

a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"

he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
by kenny Chin March 4, 2004
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Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.
Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.
by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005
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Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022
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Lean Monkey

A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto
Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey
by Edgy hedgy July 13, 2017
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Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009
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Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.
oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...
by sneezelouise March 11, 2009
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Meep-Monkey

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!
by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER!!! February 4, 2008
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