band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Band Duded

When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*

*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.

“What happened with you and Tyler things seemed so good!”
“He band duded me”

by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019

volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.

“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”

by Daddison January 3, 2018

Ghost Band

a fucking shitty ass band people listen to, to get closer to "satan" only famous because of mary on a cross

ghost band is a band that is gay as shit and supports satan stuff fuck ghost band

by Fact Talker July 19, 2023

Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021