Justin Juice

a blended drink.
1/4 Everclear
ice
frozen fruit (strawberries or raspberries, or w.e)
frozen juice cylinder (o.j. or lemonade, or w.e)
1/2 can of energy (preferably Monster, or w.e)

blend that mofo.

delicious.
... now do it.

not to long ago, a lumberjack named Justin created a drink that will go down in history.
it'll sneak up on ya, and it's awesome. just do it.

don't change the name either, Derek Juice or Amber Juice, for example, just sounds dumb compared to Justin Juice.

Tell your friends!

by knapsack December 19, 2010

Hand juices

Cum,jizz

Stop getting your hand juices everywhere

by Nerdgirl3000 November 7, 2018

poo juiced

being sprayed some by the toylet water when bending down to pull up pants after taking a dump.

Bill thought he was going to die when he was poo juiced in the men's room.

by scott mccowan April 2, 2007

crackhead juice

a drink usually served on ice(or with LSD) that consisted of all the alcoholic beverages inside the house. Such as vodka, Gin, and wine.

we drank a tub of crackhead juice at dans party

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Maple Juice

an English word for maple syrup

"Charlie, could you please pass me some maple juice for my pancakes?"

by waresthebathroom December 26, 2007

cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.

You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.

by Kroniso May 15, 2016

Shit Juice

The combination of various alcohols to create one mixture. Often drank by broke teenagers.

All we have are 7 partially drank bottles
Mix 'em together and make some shit juice

by tsl4242 May 21, 2017