Mexican Hat Dance

After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!

For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.

For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!

Mexican Hat Dance by atsirkrelyt January 14, 2009

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Mexican Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette only instead of one bullet and six chambers, six enchiladas are prepared; one of which has been stink fingered by a third party. Participants take turns eating them until the loser gets sick.

"Ever since I lost that round of Mexican Roulette, all Enchiladas taste like shit."

Mexican Roulette by darlda May 22, 2008

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Mexican Blowtorch

To Dab Cotton into lighter fluid and then put it on a man's dick and light it on fire

linda gave me a mexican blowtorch

Mexican Blowtorch by Seagulls Of Satan September 27, 2008

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Mexican suspension bridge

When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.

It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.

Mexican suspension bridge by grovelerdan January 8, 2009