Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.

The squash monster thinks he famous.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

WIKI MONSTER

A man/women who's life ambition is to add to every article on every wiki site.

Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously

wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny

Dude you seen that nerd in the school libary. Yeah he is a total wiki monster

by Toemas axon November 1, 2010

Baby monster

baby mama that goes, like, horribly awry, who's, like, really nasty and vengeful.

person 1: You didn't want his baby.

person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !

by horse poop July 27, 2011

buh-gina monster

a widget... the most retarded smallest person in germantown.

I am talking to the Buh-gina monster on the phone.

by The Joseph February 19, 2005

Sugar Puff Monster

A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.

Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??

Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!

by Boldy Pum Pum June 3, 2009

flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

by ohterry April 12, 2014