Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)

I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy

by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024

Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world

person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous

by GOON25 February 7, 2009

Jordan

Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany

Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash

by Kayla love November 25, 2021

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.

Who's that?

Oh that's Jordan he's perfect.

by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023

Jordan

A cute ass boy that I’ll spend the rest of my life with :)))

Jordan’s mine <3

by peyton.iskewl on snap June 19, 2021