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jesus chrust 

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust
"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

jesus leon 

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
He treats me like he's Jesus Leon
jesus leon by God behind christ January 15, 2018

Jesus christ 

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.
-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

Jesus Tear 

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear
Jesus Tear by bootsherk March 27, 2018

Jesus Cruz 

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
Jesus Cruz by ...12...... May 21, 2018

Jesus Christ Lizard 

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!