Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline

"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Harvey Edwards

A fine British lad, who gets mad really easily but we all fw him.

Ayo Harvey Edwards

by Erex23 September 25, 2025

Spedy Edward

Beating you meat in study hall during class

Spedy Edward was beating his meat during class

by Jsjdk October 24, 2025

Pulling an Edgar

Ignoring a single person to the point where the person they are ignoring wants to end their life.

Boy1: Hey Christine, how's it going?

Christine: ...

Boy1: STOP FUVKING PULLING AN EDGAR!

by I have a bloody Vagina January 11, 2012

Pull an Edgar

The act of being a wreckless dumbass. Usually results in arrests and/or DUI charges.

"Please feel free to camp out after the party. Wouldn't want anybody to 'Pull an Edgar'"

by blugirl555 September 8, 2012

A King Edward

To convert to a new religion to be with a woman or man belonging to that religion when one would be otherwise prevented by religious differences.

George pulled a King Edward to win the approval of his girlfriend's Latvian Orthodox parents.

by JCEDO April 17, 2013