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crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey
by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023
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Ashy Crotcher

An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."

"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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Achillies Crotch

Referring to a males primary weakness.
"He almost won the fight, but she went for the Achillies Crotch."
by JintleeBingle September 20, 2024
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