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sitting on the crack 

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
sitting on the crack by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

Kraken on crack 

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU
Stop being a kraken on crack

Pits, pack, crack, get out! 

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"

online voice crack 

When you are typing near the left hand side of the keyboard and accidentally press the caps lock button. Usually while chatting. When you realize this, you are too lazy to change it back and press enter.
Bob: Hey there, ARe you busy?
Jon: HAHAHHA you just did an online voice crack

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

scribbles on crack 

A group of ragtag skate-pirates who reside in the Bay Area.

In resent years has become somewhat of a band between certain individuals, with its own rituals, traditions, legends, and holidays.

“SOC” for short.

"chavez and birkle are members of scribbles on crack".
scribbles on crack by birkle August 9, 2006