green bling

Money.

You have to spend green bling to make green bling.

by Ereck Flowers July 7, 2017

Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

by chirpy bird April 18, 2018

fine blind

when a nigga can't see how fine you are

"sis why don't he like me"

"girl I heard he was fine blind"

by aqua_25 October 4, 2017

emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.

Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind

by wokeupinapanic October 5, 2017

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant

Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!

by MrFlynn January 2, 2018