Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

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Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

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Flipping waffles

Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.

“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “

by PlznoBS92 July 17, 2021

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