by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
Get the go into the tank mug.An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.
Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006
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the truth • the thing • The Town • the three b's • the tubes • the trap • the trifecta • the time • the tits • The Triangle
1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
Get the the truth mug.When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
Get the the toothpaste defense mug.When someone is down and out and appears to be about to commit suicide. The act is often completed by using a long gun pointed at the soon to be departed's head and using one of their toes to depress the trigger while their hands support the firearm's intended aiming position.
Friend one: Joe has been real fucked up since Jill dumped him.
Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.
Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.
by Durwood 66 January 16, 2008
Get the Toe on the Trigger mug.Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"
by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013
Get the Bitch Slapping the Trout mug.To be untouchable; when you are getting paid hundreds and no one can amount to your level. Literal term to be the baddest bi*** in the trap house (crack house). Also the name of Nicki Minaj's hit single "Beez in the Trap" ft. 2 Chains, where she explains to everyone out there that she is the baddest "beez" in the game.
Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin nothin. A hundred muthafukkas can't tell me nothin, I beez in the trap.
by iiiiiirotttt8 September 5, 2012
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