When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!
1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.
2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving
Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!
Guy: Bitch!
Chic:*hangs up*
2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving
Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!
Guy: Bitch!
Chic:*hangs up*
by EricKay (credit to Nyambura) August 13, 2009
by Mats Miller November 20, 2008
Jesus peralta
by Cruz azul sucks June 14, 2018
High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020
by Don Hote April 17, 2019
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
by MajkiFag February 23, 2018
by Flouressent god April 27, 2010