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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Discord Dark theme day

On December 31st, anybody effected by Discord Light theme day automatically gets Dark theme back, this is used to make fun of the people who use Discord light theme
Yo did you know that today is december 31

yeah i know

Its discord light theme day

no it isn’t its discord dark theme day

WHAT
by the funny gamer grass B) December 21, 2020
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dark race

1)A semi-racist term relating to African Americans

2)The original name for Dark Souls
Bruh you hear about Dark Race?
by Xenertia July 5, 2017
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Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized
A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D
by It's moon August 11, 2023
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The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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dark hunter

I can't believe Kaitlin left me for a black guy, she's such a dark hunter.
by shawd420 February 6, 2015
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Dark Thunder

Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).
Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.
by iamVill May 19, 2018
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