speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.

John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!

speed drops by pentozali January 14, 2007

speedbumpitis 

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

speedbumpitis by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008

speer, do a 

To attempt to escape punishment by denying any knowledge of the crime with which you are accused.

Named in honour of Albert Speer, cheif architect of the Third Reich, who escaped the gallows at the Nuremburg trials with the canny defence, 'What Jews?'

speer, do a

How did you not get expelled for that offensive graffiti?

I just did a Speer.

speer, do a by mick travis October 19, 2009

Speed dating 

New Scott the woz episode

did you see scott the woz's new video about Speed dating

Speed dating by scottthewoznewepisodespeeddati December 20, 2020

Polish speedball 

To drink a big fat cup of coffee and smoke a big fat bowl of weed.

I woke up this morning and got the day started with a big ol Polish Speedball.

Polish speedball by Eat a Dick! February 2, 2010

Wyoming Speedball 

A cocktail, that is either Snorted or Injected, made of Cocaine and Methamphetamine, instead of Cocaine and Heroine.

Named for the fact that Wyoming is statistically known for its Methamphetamine use.

They got jacked up on Wyoming Speedballs and fucked like rabbits for days!

Wyoming Speedball by WyomingGurl September 24, 2010

speef 

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

speef by joe dance man December 15, 2004