The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
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by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019
Get the Pp Shark mug.A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.
by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019
Get the Welfare shark mug.I joined Tik Tok for sum laughs then i get bunch of Card Sharken mutha trukkaz who dont even put out b4 asking for a favor
by Master Cheif Zero April 24, 2019
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Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
Get the Anal Shark mug.One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.
He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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