Play S.E.C. Official

masturbation, especially in lieu of work.

I have some reports to write for the boss before 5PM today, but I'd rather be play S.E.C. Official before I start working.

by R.Tuttle April 23, 2010

Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

by Aeron January 21, 2003

playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children

by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007

you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

by Fagass69 October 4, 2016

Redgies Role Play

A role playing server for faggot british geeks. They enjoy crapping on peoples parades. However they do have several very attractive, funny, and great trolls as seen in the examples below. The server is run my people who enjoy having dicks up their asses. For example, one may play gta and hit another character with a pool cue. The other character immediately bans the attacker, which is very gay. They say you are abusing an admin and not playing in character. i say they are flamming. This is a terrible server, never go on it except to spam the forums at www.redgies-rp.co.uk

kevman2000, kevman2001, kevman2002, kevman2003, kevman2004, kevman2005, kevman2006, kevman2007, manofkev2000, manofkev2001, manofkev20002, manofkev2003, ilikeprettyprincesses, Mynameisdwayne, and Jesuschrist12, FYI: Redgies Role Play is flamming

by kevman2000 July 9, 2010

play on my phone

to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.

note: can be used in an abstract sense also.

origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"

Firefox needs to quit playin on my phone or I'm gonna use IE!

by b-lo August 30, 2005

Playing like a berger

Most commonly used in destiny 2. Describes a terrible bozopilus playing style

Kyle is a playing like a berger

by Sirspade4 May 19, 2023