One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
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The Pirate Bay

The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.
urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
by FishyFrog August 13, 2023
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staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.
Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 26, 2022
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck
here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate
by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024
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Obertrumer Pirat

Seewasser mit einem Schuss Captain Morgan
"He oida, trink ma an Obertrumer Pirat"
"Fix oida"
by Azzuro Romana July 25, 2020
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pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.
That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.
by Satinstains January 03, 2020
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