Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum

Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique

by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018

irate pirate

An angry swashbuckler.

He is an irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018

Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.

Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.

by Pirata May 31, 2018

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy

Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp

by prioritypirate August 16, 2022

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022