- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.
- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.
Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025
Get the Eyeball Piratesmug. When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh
by HorseGlue February 25, 2019
Get the Angry piratemug. A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
Get the Butt Piratemug. by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020
Get the Foxy the Piratemug. Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.
°search Angry Pirate for definition
°search Angry Pirate for definition
Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
by Kano4545 November 18, 2023
Get the Angry Pirate Syndromemug. Someone who copies prompts or assignment instructions from other students or online forums and feeds them into AI to generate work. This person avoids doing any original thinking or interpretation of the assignment.
by Briton Phillip September 17, 2025
Get the Prompt Piratemug. S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
by Analdickrape February 20, 2018
Get the anal sheep piratemug.