John Stroud

When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes

I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.

Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud

I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud

by StanVanDamn January 6, 2018

John Nolan

Lead vocalist and songwriter of American indie-emo band Straylight Run. Long Island origin. Formerly guitarist/back-up vocals for Taking Back Sunday. Known for his friendship with Brand New frontman Jesse Lacey -- which introduced two songs about said best friend. "Your Name Here", which is a straight-up love song, and "There's No 'I' in Team", a response song to the angry "Seventy Times Seven" from when John Nolan slept with Jesse's girlfriend.

Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.

John Nolan is a <a href="http://i34.tinypic.com/2rfsbbm.jpg">little bit of a faggot</a>.

by glass ceiling October 17, 2008

john mccain

1. bush jr.
2. thus making him a douche too.

"he's such a douche."
"maybe he's a descendant of john mccain"

by doesnt matter, whatever February 23, 2009

john vincent

This person is a very Passionate, Hardworking, and a very confident person. but don’t get too in-love because a person’s name who starts with J is most likely a heart breaker.

That John Vincent guy really is something

by memerifmemes June 7, 2021

John Davis

Strong male figure, usually attracts many women. John Davis sleeps around with hundreds of women, but they all know about each other and still love him. He can call any woman to him by giving her a certain look. His eyes draw you in, and when you fall......you cant get back up. He will sleep with almost any woman who has a huge ass and normally he goes for women who all work in the same building cause he likes the convenience. John Davis plays the field. John Davis cares about himself ,and doesn't care about the women he hurts.

George: Dude you mind if I date your sister?
Brad: Yes,I do ....I've seen how you dog women.

George: Dude ,you know me..
Brad: and your nothing but the John Davis of this office building!!! Sally told me how you treated her.You can't date my sister!

Sally: Brad ,I am so hurt right now.
Brad: Why whats wrong
Sally: I went out on a date with George friday night and he was such a John Davis! He kept pawing me, and checking out other women. So disrespectful!

by JDean8241 June 29, 2011

john kerry

a perfect example of a democrat. He has no ideas and always seems lost. He picked a rival for a running mate and now they think they are shoe-ins. What a joke. GO RALPH

-let's solve this the simple democratic way kids: flip a coin
"republicans have bad ideas, democrats have no ideas"
"republican says 'hey, I've got a really shitty idea.' democrat says 'hey, I bet I can make it shittier'" Lewis Black, Black on Broadway (not exact quoting)
Kerry and Bush are perfect examples of the need for a new party to rise to power.

by ff8 July 10, 2004

Elton John

An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight

Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"

by JGSR October 2, 2007