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Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022
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drowns and only jake can save me

*drowns and only Jake can save me*
You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
by UUUUUYYYYYYYY December 19, 2021
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Lou can I give you a blowjob

Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.
“Lou can I give you a blowjob
“I’d love to if you just wait
by calamityx28 April 22, 2021
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You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up
girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster
by littleransom July 17, 2019
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21, can you do somethin' for me?

21, can you do somethin' for me? (21)
Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (21)
And 21, can you do somethin' for me? (21, 21)
Drop some bars to my pussy ex for me
Then 21 (21), can you do somethin' for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
21, do your thing 21, do your thing (21)
Do your thing, 21, do your thing
by redshell December 8, 2022
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can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
by xxxCUTExxx December 30, 2016
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