Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

Broke neck syndrome by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

Uber neck 

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

Uber neck by fascia lata November 6, 2021

Bench Neck 

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

Bench Neck by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

Pencil Neck Dweeb 

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

Pencil Neck Dweeb by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Dirt Neck

When someone is dirty

Harry hasn't showered in a while, he is such a dirt neck

Dirt Neck by SoggyWaffles:) December 3, 2021

Taffy Neck

Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.

“ Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”

Taffy Neck by FuzziLilManPeach December 8, 2021

Nancy Neck 

Describes the insane, life-changing, out of this world head (blowjob) one received.

Based off of Kitty Kelley's biography stating that Nancy Reagan (yes, Ronald Reagan's wife) “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex.”

She gave that Nancy Neck to me last night!

Nancy Neck by spideyfan December 12, 2021