rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.
someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.
by anaemic March 15, 2007
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Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
by hgs fr drgs March 03, 2022
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Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009
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Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
by prairiefire June 30, 2010
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Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.
oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...
by sneezelouise March 11, 2009
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what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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monkey nyiguh

A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.
Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?

Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!
by Kaplar October 09, 2007
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