your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

yr mom

means someone being stupid and always use it for combat!

ABOOMBALAKAKA LOL

Karen: You suck
Karen: where is your boss?
Cashier: In yr mom's house dumbo
Karen: I beg your pardon?
Cashier: I am the boss.
KAREN YR MOM

by YZR MOMM May 30, 2022

ur mom

the ultimate end to an argument.
a burn that will never heal.
often used in serious arguments.
will start ww3.
:)

ur mom...

by MarshMelIo February 22, 2021

your mom

psst..she's gay...

your mom is gayer than me and that's saying something

by Katdragon March 19, 2022

marcus's mom

A woman who sells herself to provide for her mistakes

Everyone's used Marcus's mom

by MrbigD13232 February 6, 2017

Good Mom

Someone who goes above and beyond to care for their child not matter what. Someone who knows how to selflessly love without limits. Someone who protects her young like a fierce lioness and not let anyone stand in her way, not even her partner.

Amy is such a good mom. I wish I could be as good of a mom as she is however no matter how hard I try, I just can’t compete with her. We should all realize we are in a competition for second best mom. Because the true title of good mom has been claimed by someone named Amy.

by Sirknowsbest April 3, 2023