Michael Phelps

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.

I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.

by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008

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michael phelps

one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.

oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard

by prankstess October 17, 2008

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Michael Condrey

He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.

I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey

by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018

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michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.

*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”

by GD3RD November 30, 2018

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Michael lamb

Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6”4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to ‘have a shower’ at lunch but everyone knows that’s a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a “whats up my g” or a “gang shit bruv” and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but that’s usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.

Jesus that guy is such a Michael Lamb.

by JohnnyGamer November 24, 2019

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