jordans mom 

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

jordans mom by the vesh December 29, 2007

Anthony's Mom 

A mysterious wonderful woman who runs for office at Bates College in Lewiston, ME. Also known to be quite the beauty.

Give me Anthony's Mom, or give me death.

Anthony's Mom by mrnater13 September 15, 2003

your mom gay 

"your mom gay" is a joke that can be used to infer that the other party's mother is "gay"

your mom gay
no u

your mom gay by KhaoZs March 3, 2018

Ron's Mom

The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card

"You're fat."

"Oh yeah? Well, Ron's Mom."

Ron's Mom by Josh J June 25, 2005

daniels mom 

The most slutty mom in the entire univers more than erics mom

Daniels mom is a slut!

daniels mom by Erics Mom son October 21, 2013

Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)

Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.

Me and Your Mom by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011