Never-mom

Woman (usually) who has never been a mom; birthed a baby; dealt with a teenager; (sometimes have never been married) who self-righteously deal out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice.

Here goes the never-mom again telling me what kind of relationship I should have with my teenager.🙄

by Sky Spang April 18, 2023

maddies mom

A HOT MILF SHES SO HOT I COULD DIE FOR HER

“i banged maddies mom last night she’s so hot”

by TheTrendyPotato April 23, 2023

Mom dude

A guy with an affiliation with moms, mother, milfs or motherhood in any regard.

Ex: Stay at home dad

No, mom dude!
Ex: Momma’s boy

No, mom dude!
Ex: milf hunter

No, mom dude!
Ex: homosexual couple with kids

Nope, Mom dudes!

by OGMOMDUDE1 April 24, 2023

jitts mom

a woman who sadly has a bitchless son

“Jitts mom is so fire” “oh that one losers mom? i heard he gets no bitches unlike his mom”

by TheTrendyPotato April 26, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

Melt's mom

Melt may be 26 years old but his mom is the hottest bitch alive.

-Yo, have you checked out Melt's mom?
-Nahh, why?
-She's the hottest bitch alive.

by Family Friendly enjoyer September 5, 2023