Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.

"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"

by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021

jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind

That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey

by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016

Jordan

A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.

Man, that girl jordan is beautiful.

by HL2862 April 20, 2018

Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022

Jordan

Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.

Jordan Did he make you sad
You yes
Jordan ok I’ll remove him from the problem

by Glow April 22, 2022

Jordan

The biggest ibis you will ever see he is annoying and make that’s what she said jokes. His whiter than a pimp and have short blonde hair withe pimples all over his face,he doesn’t care about anyone else but himself . His a Dick to society and should be gone like begone thot if your a Jordan go kill your self

Jordan is the biggest dick head you ever see

by DrDesrespect December 28, 2019