New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

ruby and jett

best and most sexiest couple ever

“have you seen ruby and jett”
“yeah they are like the sexiest couple ever”
“so jealous”

by yapppa December 10, 2023

Shon and Jett

Quite literally the perfect duo. Both being the most hilarious people on earth, but as well as the most serious people in the right situations. You put these two together and they make a masterpiece.

“Is that Shon and Jett? Wow their so cool!”

by flyingtigerwing04 November 22, 2023

Cool as jets

To get angry and hot tempered about something.

Tell him I know he cheated on his gf. That will have him cool as jets

by FranxNidge November 24, 2024

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025