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by Heretotelltruth April 5, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
by Evadely November 1, 2013
Get the jordan heffernmug. biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
Get the jordan dixonmug. A twelve-year-old model, actress, and boss bitch, she has already made a significant impact in the entertainment industry, breaking barriers and setting trends. With her fierce work ethic, undeniable talent, and a commanding presence on and off the runway, she has quickly become a role model for young people everywhere. Not only is she excelling in modeling and acting, but she's also carving out a successful business empire, proving that age is no barrier to success. This young powerhouse is already redefining what it means to be a boss and inspiring the next generation of dreamers and doers
Nephetari Serena Jordan, a rising star in the world of fashion and entertainment, has already captivated audiences with her exceptional talent, stunning beauty, and poise, setting her on a trajectory toward becoming a household name.
by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024
Get the Nephetari Serena Jordanmug. Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirgemug.