Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

phone

come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..

no.

my phone

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

silence your phone makenzie

Silence your phone

Silence your phone makenzie

by Kayyyllllllllll October 4, 2023

Wrist phone

Dad calls

Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"

Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣

Are you wearing your wrist phone?

by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020

phone love

What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.

My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.

by Ndstyl February 5, 2018

Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.

Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.

by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009

Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.

That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.

by Clousseau April 5, 2024