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Holy Harry Jesus 

Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!
go eat your mashed potatoes you holy harry jesus!
Holy Harry Jesus by dinosaur December 12, 2003

harry rodgers 

a person who drinks loads of mountain dew andis the best ever at halo and halo 2

Harry Potter 

The name of the hero of the wide-spread Harry Potter books and movie series, written by J.K. Rowling.

It sparked the revival of reading in children, and later, the explosion of fanfictions and very strange couplings (like, Draco and Harry). It has also made popular the activity of lining up for six hours in costume outside a bookstore of movie theater for a new release.

It has caused many a strife, whether it be between Harry-Hermione and Ron-Hermione shippers, or between Twilighters and HPers. Also, many boys who tend to look like Harry Potter (that is, dark hair and with glasses, no matter the color of his hair or eyes) are split with being extremely annoyed by it or being very honored.
It is common knowledge among the Harry Potter community that Harry Potter is better than Twilight, that Rubert Grint is now officially the hottest ginger and Tom Felton the hottest blond in the world, and that Cedric Diggory died and was turned into a sparkly vampire.
Recently, the Harry Potter craze has redirected from the finished books to the website My Life is Average and the musical A Very Potter Musical.
I spend my free time going to Walmart in my full Ravenclaw gear and screaming AVADA KEVDARA at any employee that tries to kick me out.

My childhood ended when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I'm gonna start a Quidditch team at my school! I'm so cool!
Harry Potter by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009

Dirty Harry 

When a girl (or guy depending if you're gay or not) takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass. Then the guy gives him or her annol. Then once the guy has the shit all over his dick, the girl or guy gives him head to suck n lick all of the shit off.
"Yo I got a dirty harry."
"I did a dirty harry with my girlfriend. It felt great!"
Dirty Harry by Joe La June 24, 2007

Harrypotter 

A film based on the book by J.K. Rolling
I watched harrypotter last night.
Harrypotter by Finnerty September 8, 2009

Harry Potter 

Slang for a woman's hairy vagina
"Man, she sure does have a Harry Potter!"

"Did you see the Harry Potter on her?"

"Oh gross, I can see her Harry Potter sticking out of her bikini."

"She needs to trim up her Harry Potter."

"I'd like to tap that Harry Potter."

"I love it when a girl goes all Harry Potter down there."

"I'm not into girls with a Harry Potter."