Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"

Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear

by official friend October 28, 2018

One hit wonder

When you take one hit and you already feel high.

“Did that hit get you high?”
“Yeah it was a one hit wonder”

by Glipglop4thdimension December 19, 2017

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Hit Ebony Day

A national holiday where it is completely legal to hit a person named Ebony Denise Wade.

Ebony Denise Wade: He-

You: *hits her in the back of the head*

Ebony: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

You: Because it’s Hit Ebony Day!!

by swag___ October 18, 2022

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022

Big Hit Man

A greedy person, with an oblivious disregard for sharing with those surrounding him.

Yo... Shane, stop being such a Big Hit Man and pass it over!

by Sephianoot October 12, 2008

hit them kneecaps

Perform oral sex to someone

I took her to the club last night, and when we got back to the crib , she hit them kneecaps .

by Lonesomelife October 9, 2017