fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 7, 2009

Fire bunny

A white, non-ginger female who loves dating/sleeping with ginger men.

Damn, did you see that fire bunny who jumped from Ed to Harry in one week?!?

by -english- September 22, 2021

Pre-Fired

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009

quick fire

When one manages to meet, chat up, take home, pull and return back to your initial social group within approx. one hour

Clare: Wow, that was quick! You were only talking to her a moment a go then "wham, bang, thank you ma'am" and you're back!!!
David: Well, they don't call me "Quick Fire Nozza" for nothing!

by Jizzle244 September 3, 2011

Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

by Mojomess October 21, 2016

Fire hydrant

When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman

I was fucking yo bitch last night and gave her the good old fire hydrant

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

fire daddy

A word that friend auto corrects too

He is just a fire daddy

by MillieA July 19, 2017