Closet Jerk 

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.

“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”

Closet Jerk by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021

Closet fandom 

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it

I am a closet fandom lover

Closet fandom by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021

Closer 

Simcha

Every moment you aren’t running, Simcha is only getting closer

Closer by CallMeFinn August 2, 2021

Closet pdf 

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

Closet pdf by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

closeafuckingnough 

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

closeafuckingnough by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Closet-tweaker 

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

Closet-tweaker by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

closet Canadian 

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

closet Canadian by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021