"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

by Marinhendrow January 3, 2021

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

the transfer of a competitor directly to the next round of a competition in the absence of an assigned opponent or to see you later
by blandover October 28, 2018

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

by lesser of 2 eviles June 29, 2023

by Adapt cx March 18, 2021
