I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .

Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.

I can't even by the pretty one June 19, 2014

I Can't Believe You've Done This 

the new meme, originating from the infamous youtube video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I

pete: hey, say thanks to your mum for me
sam: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

I Can't Believe You've Done This by crincled January 8, 2009

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong 

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong by Paradox665 January 8, 2009

Death In A Can 

n. Whipped Cream, aerosol variety.

Yo, Ben, pass me some Death In A Can for this Sundae.

Death In A Can by The Notorious W.I.P. September 25, 2002

I can't 

' I Can't' is used by teenagers now-a-days to express their feelings towards particular things..it could be either unbearable or any feelings in that matter..such as opinions.

person 1 : "let me tell you a joke..what happened when the chicken crossed the road?"
person 2 : "What?"
person 1 : " The car hit it"
person 2 : "OMG!! ur sooooooo sad i can't"

OR
two persons walking on the street pass a little boy in the age of 5 walking with his mother wearing a shirt which says.."Wuv me?"
the 1st person says to the 2nd person
1st person: " Did u see the shirt that boy was wearing?"
2nd person: " Yes.It was sooo cuuuuute. I can't!!!"

I can't by Anoria S February 5, 2007

Two can Van Damme 

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

Two can Van Damme by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

garbage can lid 

A severe case of narcissism

"Man, i'm so attractive and so smart."
"You're being real garbage can lid tonight, man."

garbage can lid by Kazimierz May 3, 2005