chough

Cough induced by excess chocolates.

1. This chough is driving me mad! I've got to tone down my chocolate consuming. *chough chough*

2. A chocolate each day will have you choughing till May.

by Paul Bian August 26, 2005

coughbowl

Done when smoking pot from a water pipe;
When someone coughs into the bowl, causing the water to rise up the stem and ruin the bowl.

{P1} Lemme hit it again.
{P2} Sure, but don't cough into the bowl this time.
{P1} I'll be sure to hit it less this time, so I don't cause a coughbowl.

by ddawg538 August 22, 2008

Coughey

Singularly strange and unique, but often mispronounced.

That kid is so weird, but he's kind of cool anyway. But what's up with that last name? Coughey? How do you even pronounce that?

by Anon2112 March 13, 2009

coughycat

when one person coughs and it inspires one or several other people to cough as well. highly annoying.

joe: did that kid seriously cough right after bob?
jim: what a coughycat.

by hello-world May 27, 2009

Coughprehension

Noun. Apprehension that arises when one must cough in a crowded, quiet place. A feeling that arises when one does not want to get the stink-eye for hacking incessantly in public. Coughprehension results in a deeper, obsessive desire to cough and watery eyes, a severe tickle in the throat and panic.

I was at the symphony and had severe coughprehension, as I was afraid I would cough and not be able to stop.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

coughoot

Pronounced "ka-foot." A combination cough and toot (fart).

Naomi blushed after she coughooted. The smell overtook the entire car.

by Norty007 December 13, 2009

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009