Fish monkey

A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.

That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit

by Juergen oppulstein April 21, 2015

Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016

Lean Monkey

A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto

Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey

by Edgy hedgy July 13, 2017

Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall

You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom

by True illness May 24, 2016

Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012

Mmm Monkey

Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass

Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.

by Monky fckr_69 October 5, 2020

Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.

'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'

by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022