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anti-bang 

A device used by people who do not want to have sex so they take the anti-bang and use it to burn off their genitals and air blasts them up your ass to block your asshole from anal.
"I got an anti-bang after I got raped by all those girl scouts with 12 inch cocks."
anti-bang by Aarons Mom September 7, 2008
Related Words

Binge Bang 

Taken after "Big Bang." Alternate Spelling: BingeBang
Pronounced "Binj Ba NG"

1. V. A person binges (usually with alcohol) and vomits everywhere. The person does not make it to the bathroom, and spews his or her throw up anywhere. This takes takes a while to clean up and is quite disgusting. Usually the subject is too drunk to clean it up, because he is incapacitated for a period of time.

N. The act of vomiting anywhere and everywhere, usually at parties with alcohol.

2. V. When someone bangs a person who had a little too much to drink and that person vomits during a thrust.

N. The act of vomiting when being banged.
1. Sally binge banged at that party.
Russ is such a lightweight because he binge bangs every time he parties with us.
That binge bang was quite enormous.

2. I don't remember binge banging last night.
I'm never having sex with that person again after that binge bang.
Binge Bang by Pimp Daddy C May 15, 2007

The Big Bang Theory 

The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:

30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget

500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34

68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.

Shwa-Bang 

An an-a-mona-pia used to express the moving through and hitting of a solid object, also for taking up space in a lull, or total randomness.
~"And then, SHWA-BANG! The window smashed!"

~"So..."
"Yeah... Umm..."
"SHWA-BANG!!!"
"LOL"
Nick name for Y. E. Yang winner of the 2009 PGA Championship upsetting Tiger Woods. The word is a representation of the sound his massive driver makes when hitting the ball.
Y. E. Yang steps up to the tee, takes his back swing and "YE-Bang" straight down the center of the fairway.
YE-Bang by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

Ba-Bang Fireworks 

the explosion of getting off, typically refered to the male gender, and should be watched
He drooled on the girl's back to make her belief he popped, but when she turned around she got to see the ba-bang fireworks.