alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024

Alabama Cookout

When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.

Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

Anthems: Free Bird/Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics ------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Capital City: Montgomery
Largest City metro area: Birmingham

Politics: Extremely Republican

Alabama sux

by IhateSouthTexas January 18, 2024

alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013