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Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over
Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Human

"Mistakes" in one word.
No one is perfect.
Is the Among Us imposter an Human or he is actually an alien??
by notweirddude October 4, 2020
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Sexiest Human Alive

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall
by That bitch$ October 6, 2020
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Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.
We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022
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Roo Human

Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.
Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
by RooHuman July 17, 2022
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