Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.

I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".

by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022

twatt cow

sweet and sour cow vagina

you are a twatt cow

by #TheBossatmakingwords September 29, 2021

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019