Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dick leader

The girl who is suck the crew off and cumming in everyone’s face like the glory hole

Who wants to be the dick leader???

by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"

by humzyz June 17, 2016

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016