Snakeu day

On April 24th the whole world comes together to show how much they hate snakeu.

What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is April 24th , Snakeu day

by Taehyun is cute February 12, 2021

"Pal"entine's Day

Cards, gifts and messages that are exchanged between friends on Valentine's Day.

Happy "Pal"entine's Day!

by Pickledpig Tweet February 14, 2021

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

International Stream “selfish” Day

People celebrate on February 14 by having streaming parties of “selfish” by Madison Beer. A day to remind you you’re single, heartbroken, and lonely.

Did you buy your tissues for International Stream “selfish” Day?

by madsheartless February 14, 2021

Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

In between day

February 15th. The day after the ever most hateful Hallmark holiday Valentine’s Day and the the day before ones own hated birthday! Celebrated annually world wide!

Tomorrow is In between day!

by Thatgingerkid15 February 14, 2021

Annoy Squidward day

On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021