by Pablo69 March 16, 2022
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Get the Dirty Krishna mug.A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
Get the Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer mug.I met a girl at Holiday Inn bar last night who smelled pretty ripe so I gave her a dirty Bobbi while straightening her hair.
by Tornado thunder March 19, 2022
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Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022
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by Jimmy Clegg March 20, 2022
Get the dirty dullain mug.That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.
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