*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020
Get the Dick kittens mug.Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.
Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!
by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019
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After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
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Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
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