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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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dirty trapper

You fuck your girl in the ass till your bout to cum. Then she takes a foot trap and set it off on your dick.
My girl and I tried the dirty trapper last night. I can't feel my dick now.
by Fireblaster12 January 26, 2022
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Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.
Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home
by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022
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Dirty emilee

She had to do the dirty Emilee after having a train run on her by the entire frat house.
by Richyoungdumbnymphomaniac87 January 26, 2022
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Dirty Jaas

Watches the occurrence of a dirty alex. He does not join in because he lacks the confidence but will stand in the corner and jerk himself off while crying.
by JaasSucksCock January 27, 2022
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Dirty kes

The act of two friends storing cum in a jar then refilling it once it becomes moldy and loses its taste, later on the friends become eachother sneaky links gain super powers
by Kes:) January 27, 2022
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Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.
"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"
by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022
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