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double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022
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Suck My Dick

New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off
Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider

Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy
by Tdottty March 15, 2022
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National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick
by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022
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Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.
by JUSTIN SYDHER March 30, 2022
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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
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Dingy Dirty Dick

Having anal sex with your girlfriend's best friend & then afterwards having your unsuspecting girlfriend give you oral sex.
She was unaware of her boyfriend's Dingy Dirty Dick.
by Little Sneeks April 4, 2022
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Eat a dick backwards

Intended to be an insult but eating a dick backwards is not possible.
Alex BIack is always telling the PCSO to eat a dick backwards because he’s going to prison forever.
by HollowayPCSO April 5, 2022
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