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My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

dick lips

When you suck a guys dick your lips are to be dick lips.

Now that I have dick lips he won't let me kiss him.

by dicklipssss January 11, 2021

retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.

by Rincloud January 26, 2018

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022